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I TOLD YOU TOO, KEYSHAWN, BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN. I'M GOING TO DO A LIST HERE. IT'S A DEDICATION TO YOU. IT'S GOING TO DO A LITTLE LIST, AND THE LITTLE LIST, SAT FRIDAY, BECAUSE I WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LIST TOGETHER, BECAUSE I WANT WHAT TO DO IS SHOW KEYSHAWN THE KIND OF DAMAGE PEOPLE LIKE HIM CAUSE THROUGHOUT THE FOOTBALL WORLD. I GOT THE TOP FIVE FAVORITES FROM SUNDAY'S GAME. GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT HERE. LET ME SHOW WHAT YOU EACH ONE MEANS. SHOW IT TO ME. JEFF: YOU GUYS KNOW. OH, MY. STEPHEN A.: THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, LOOK AT HIS FACE RIGHT HERE. THEY ANT GOING TO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. SUNDAY NIGHT WAS NOT GOOD FOR THOSE TWO, RIGHT HERE. LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT THE MISERY. LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE. LISTEN, HE AIN'T — NOTHING HAPPENED THAT NIGHT. THE DALLAS COWBOYS MESSED UP THIS MAN'S LOVE LIFE.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A COWBOYS FAN, AND YOU LISTEN TO THE LIKES OF KEYSHAWN JOHNSON, YOU GET YOUR HOPES UP AND THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF THAT HAPPENED. LOOK AT THAT FACE RIGHT THERE. OH, MY GOODNESS. JEFF: THAT'S NUMBER FIVE? I CAN IMAGINE. STEPHEN A.: LET'S GO TO NUMBER FOUR. GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT HERE, PLEASE. I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS. KEY DON'T EVEN WANT TO SHOW HER EYES.

MOLLY: AND SHE COMMITTED WITH THE WIG, TOO. SHE DID. JEFF: SHE'S ALL IN. MOLLY: AND THE BLUE SHADES. THAT WAS A LOT OF EFFORT. STEPHEN A.: WE DON'T KNOW IT WAS A WIG. SHE MIGHT HAVE PAINTED HER HAIR BLACK. IT MIGHT NOT BE A WIG. MOLLY: I KNOW IT'S A WIG, BUT OK. I KNOW THESE THINGS, BUT CARRY ON.

STEPHEN A.: BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS LOOK AT THE GLASSES. SHE DON'T EVEN WANT TO SHOW HER EYES, BECAUSE WE KNOW IT'S PROBABLY EVERYTHING LIKE THAT. MOLLY: SHE PICKED OUT THAT OUTFIT WEEKS IN ADVANCE. STEPHEN A.: THIS IS ONE, BUT I GOT BETTER ONES. I GOT BETTER ONES, JEFF SATURDAY. GIVE MY THE NEXT ONE, PLEASE, NUMBER INTERLEAGUE PLAY ON THE LIST.

GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT HERE. [LAUGHTER] MOLLY: SHE'S MAD. JEFF: SHE MADE PRIMETIME. STEPHEN A.: LET ME TELL Y'ALL WHAT THIS LOOK RIGHT HERE MEANS. Y'ALL AIN'T WORTH A DAMN. THAT'S WHAT — I'M A BLACK MAN. I'M TELLING YOU WHAT A SISTER, WHAT A SISTER — KEYSHAWN KNOWS I'M TELLING THE TRUTH. KEYSHAWN KNOWS IT. I'M A BLACK MAN. THIS SISTER RIGHT HERE, THAT LOOK ON HER FACE IS LIKE, Y'ALL AIN'T WORTH A DAMN, AND YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT. I'M USING DIFFERENT WORDS. SHE'S SAYING SOMETHING ELSE. THEY AIN'T WORDS. YOU FEELING THE BLAME. THAT'S WHAT THAT LOOK FROM THAT SISTER IS RIGHT THERE. BUT IT DON'T BEAT MY TOP TWO.

GIVE ME THE NEXT ONE. GIVE ME THE NEXT ONE RIGHT NOW. HERE IT IS. [LAUGHTER] JEFF: OH, NO. KEYSHAWN: COME ON, MAN. MOLLY: THAT'S HEARTBROKEN. [LAUGHTER] MOLLY: NO, NO, NO. STEPHEN A.: LOOK AT HER RIGHT HERE. MOLLY: NO, I WANT TO GIVE HER A HUG. I DO. I WANT TO GIVE HER A HUG. BABY GIRL, KEEP THAT HEAD UP. JEFF: THAT'S BRUTAL. STEPHEN A.: THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF WOMAN THAT'S WALKING TO THE AIRPORT, HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS? JEFF: YOU ARE AWFUL.

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